ToadGuy

TechnoToad

"From a very young age, ToadGuy was always fascinated by shitcoins, and creating one was his childhood dream. His biggest heroes were Justin Sun and Richard Heart. In his teens, ToadGuy started to learn how to code between his fap sessions, and by the age of 32, while living in his mom's basement, he started working for crypto projects. During the 2017 ICO rush, ToadGuy eventually got rich and decided to move to Thailand. When asked about the reason why he simply responded: "Cheap hookers". But something didn't seem right for ToadGuy, he had all the ladyboys and the coke he wanted, but he still wasn't happy. Then all of a sudden it clicked to him: "he never accomplished his childhood dream!". He quickly booked an airplane ticket and traveled back to his mom's basement. During the next 2 months, he programmed non-stop, only leaving his room when his mom yelled at him. But by the end of February, he knew that he was finally going to be happy. Toad Network was finally live! Young Toad Guy looked up at the Justin Sun portrait he hanged in the wall of his bedroom when he was a child, and smiled. He knew Justin would be proud of him."

Snake

MASTER of The Coin

"Abandoned and found by squid aliens, who taught him to communicate entirely through colors and flashing which turns out to be remarkably similar to binary code. Snake was a fast learner, when he was 14 years old he was already tokenizing entire galaxies and listing them into multiple intergalactic exchanges. After waiting millennia for humans to invent computers, he finally came back to share his wisdom. By applying his technical skills he was able to take HOGE to the stratosphere. But Snake was in search of a bigger challenge, thats when he found TOAD and invited us to his mothership, where he plans to take us on a trip all the way up to Uranus."

Gorest

Master of Copy and Paste

"In the universe of copied github code, Gorest was able to figure out an intergalatic algorithm that automagically converts spaghetti code into code that powers ion thrusters so spaceships can travel to different galaxies. Gorest's algorithm was so good that someone stole it from him leaving him poor and rotting on the street. Snake was looking for someone to write software that powers his mothership to Uranus, and he came across Gorest in the back-street allies while walking home from work one day."